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CHAPTER 1
This wasn’t the first time I’d worn a foil
dress. It was, however,
the first time I’d done so in a family-friendly setting.
“Vixen!”
Santa’s voice rang out above the mall crowd,
and I hurried away from where I’d been corralling a group of
Burberry-clad kids. It
wasn’t actually Santa Claus calling me, of course.
The man sitting in the holly-and-light bedecked gazebo was
named Walter something-or-other, but he asked that those of us
working as his “elves” refer to him as Santa at all times.
Conversely, he had christened all of us with either reindeer
or Seven Dwarves names.
He took this job very seriously and said the names helped him stay
in character. If we
questioned that, he’d start regaling us with tales of his extensive
career as a Shakespearean actor, one that he claimed had come to an
end because of his age.
We elves had our own ideas about what might have cut his career
short.
“Santa needs another drink,” he told me in a
stage whisper, once I reached his side.
“Grumpy won’t get me one.”
He inclined his head toward another woman dressed in a green
foil dress. She was
holding back a squirming boy while Santa and I conducted our
conversation. I met her
pained expression and then glanced down at my watch.
“Well, Santa,” I said, “that’s because it’s
only been an hour since the last one.
You know the deal: one shot in your coffee every three
hours.”
“We made that deal a week ago!” he hissed.
“Before the crowds picked up.
You have no idea what Santa endures.”
I didn’t know if it was part of his acting method or just a
personality quirk, but he also referred to himself in the third
person a lot. “A girl
just asked for SAT scores good enough to get her into Yale.
I think she was nine.”
I spared him a moment’s sympathy.
The mall we were earning holiday pay at was in one of
“Sorry,” I said.
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an
old guy’s lap was already creepy enough.
We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.
“The deal stands.”
“Santa can’t take much more of this!”
“Santa’s got four hours left of his shift,” I
pointed out.
“I wish Comet was still here,” he said
petulantly. “She was
much more lenient with the drinks.”
“Yes.
And I’m sure she’s drinking alone right now, seeing as she’s
unemployed.” Comet, a
former elf, had been generous with Santa’s shots and also partaken
of them herself. Since
she was half his weight, though, she hadn’t held her liquor as well
and had lost her job when mall officials caught her taking off her
clothes in the Sharper Image.
I gave a curt nod to Grumpy.
“Go ahead.”
The little boy hurried forward and climbed onto
Santa’s lap. To his
credit, Santa switched into character and didn’t pester me (or the
boy) further about a drink.
“Ho ho ho! What
would you like for this non-denominational winter holiday season?”
He even affected a slight British accent, which wasn’t really
necessary for the role but certainly made him seem more
authoritative.
The boy regarded Santa solemnly.
“I want my dad to move back home.”
“Is that your father?” asked Santa, looking
toward a couple standing near Grumpy.
The woman was pretty and blond, with the look of someone in
her 30s who’d been pre-emptively hitting the Botox.
If the guy she was plastered all over was old enough to be
out of college, I would have been very surprised.
“No,” said the boy.
“That’s my mom and her friend Roger.”
Santa was silent for a few moments.
“Is there anything else you’d like?”
I left them to it and returned to my post near
the line’s start.
Evening was wearing on, increasing the number of families turning
out. Unlike Santa’s, my
shift ended in less than an hour.
I could get in a little shopping time and miss the worst of
the commuting traffic.
As an official mall employee, I got a considerable discount, which
made drunken Santas and foil dresses that much easier to bear.
One of the greatest things about the happiest time of the
year was that all the department stores had extensive cosmetics and
fragrance gift sets out right now, gift sets that desperately needed
a home in my bathroom.
“
My dreams of sugar plums and Christian Dior
were interrupted by the sound of a familiar voice.
I turned and felt my heart sink as I met the eyes of a pretty
middle-aged woman with cropped hair.
“Janice, hey.
How’s it going?”
My former co-worker returned my stiff smile
with a puzzled one.
“Fine. I…I didn’t expect
to see you here.”
I also hadn’t expected to be seen here.
It was one of the reasons I’d chosen to work outside the
city, to specifically avoid anyone from my old job.
“Likewise. Don’t
you live in Northgate?”
I tried not to make it sound like an accusation.
She nodded and rested her hand on the shoulder
of a small, dark-haired girl.
“We do, but my sister lives over here, and we thought we’d
visit her after Alicia talks to Santa.”
“I see,” I said, feeling mortified.
Wonderful. Janice
was going to go back to Emerald City Books and Café and tell
everyone that she’d spotted me dressed as an elf.
Not that that could make things worse, I supposed.
Everyone there already thought I was the Whore of Babylon.
It was why I’d quit a few weeks ago.
What was an elf dress on top of that?
“Is this Santa any good?” asked Alicia
impatiently. “The one I
saw last year didn’t get me what I wanted.”
Over the buzzing of the crowd, I just barely
heard Santa saying, “Well, Jessica, there’s not much Santa can do
about interest rates.” I
turned back to Alicia.
“It kind of depends on what you want,” I said.
“How did you end up here?” asked Janice, with a
small frown.
She actually sounded concerned, which I
supposed was better than her gloating.
I had a feeling there were a number of people at the
bookstore who would have loved the idea of me suffering—not that
this job was so bad.
“Well, this is just temporary, obviously,” I
explained. “It gives me
something to do while I interview for others, and I get a mall
discount. And really,
it’s just another form of customer service.”
I was trying hard not to sound defensive or desperate, but
with each word, the intensity of how much I missed my old job hit me
more and more.
“Oh, good,” she said, looking slightly
relieved. “I’m sure
you’ll find something soon.
Looks like the line’s moving.”
“Wait, Janice?”
I caught hold of her arm before she could walk away.
“How…how’s Doug?”
I’d left behind a lot of things at Emerald
City: a position of power, a warm atmosphere, unlimited books and
coffee… But as much as I
missed all of those things, I didn’t miss them as much as I missed a
single person: my friend Doug Sato.
He, more than anything, was what had spurred me to leave.
I hadn’t been able to handle working with him anymore.
It had been terrible, seeing someone I care about so much
regard me with such contempt and disappointment.
I’d had to get away from that and felt I’d made the right
choice, but it was still hard losing someone who’d been a part of my
life for the last five years.
Janice’s smile returned.
Doug had that effect on people.
“Oh, you know.
He’s Doug. The same,
wacky Doug. Band’s going
strong. And I think he
might get your job. Er,
your old job. They’re
interviewing for it.”
Her smile faded, as though she suddenly realized that might cause me
discomfort. It didn’t.
Not much.
“That’s great,” I said.
“I’m happy for him.”
She nodded and told me goodbye before hurrying
forward in line. Behind
her, a family of four paused in their frantic texting on identical
cell phones to glare at me for the hold-up.
A moment later, they hunched back down again, no doubt
telling all their Twitter friends about every inane detail of their
holiday mall experience.
I put on a cheery smile that didn’t reflect
what I felt inside and continued helping with the line until Sneezy,
my replacement, showed up.
I got him up to speed on Santa’s drinking schedule and then
abandoned the holiday nexus for the mall’s back offices.
Once inside a bathroom, I shape-shifted out of the foil
dress, trading it for a much more tasteful sweater and jeans combo.
I even made the sweater blue so that there would be no
confusion. I was off the
holiday clock.
Of course, as I walked back through the mall, I
couldn’t help but notice I was never off the clock for my main job:
being a succubus in the illustrious service of Hell.
Centuries of corruption and seduction of souls had given me a
sixth sense for spotting those most vulnerable to my charms.
The holidays, while ostensibly being a time of cheer, also
tended to bring out the worst in people.
I could spot the desperation everywhere—those hoping to
frantically find the perfect gifts to win over the ones they loved,
those dissatisfied with their ability to provide for their loved
ones, those dragged along on shopping trips to create a “perfect”
holiday experience they had no interest in…
Yes, it was everywhere if you knew how to look for it: that
sorrow and frustration tucked in amongst the joy.
Those were exactly the kinds of souls that were ripe for the
taking. I could have
picked off any number of guys if I wanted to tonight and taken care
of my quota for the week.
My brief exchange with Janice had left me
feeling strange, however, and I couldn’t muster the energy to go
strike up conversation with some discontent suburban businessman.
Instead, I consoled myself with impulse purchases for myself
and even found a couple of much-needed gifts for others, proving
that I wasn’t totally and completely selfish.
By the time I left, I felt confident traffic had died down
and would give me an easy drive back to the city.
As I walked past the center of the mall, I heard Santa
ho-ho-ho-ing loudly while waving his arms boisterously around, much
to the terror of a small child on his lap.
My guess was that someone had cracked and broken the drinking
rule.
On the way home, I noticed I had three voice
mail messages, all from my friend Peter.
Before I could even attempt to listen to them, the phone
rang.
“Hello?”
“Where are you?”
Peter’s frantic voice filled up the small space of my Passat.
“In my car.
Where are you?”
“At my apartment.
Where else?
Everyone’s here!”
“Everyone?
What are you talking about?”
“Did you forget?
Damn it,
I ignored the jab and scanned through my mental
calendar. Peter was one
of my best friends. He
was also a neurotic, obsessive compulsive vampire who loved hosting
dinners and parties. He
usually managed to throw something together at least once a week,
never for the same reason, so it was easy to lose track.
“It’s fondue night,” I said at last, proud of
myself for remembering.
“Yes!
And the cheese is getting cold.
I’m not made of Sterno, you know.”
“Why didn’t you just start eating?”
“Because we’re civilized.”
“Debatable.”
I pondered whether I wanted to go or not.
Part of me really just wanted to get home and snuggle with
Seth, but I had a feeling he’d be working.
I likely couldn’t expect snuggling for a while, whereas I
could appease Peter right now.
“Fine. Start
without me, and I’ll be there soon.
I’m just getting off the bridge now.”
Wistfully, I drove past Seth’s exit and instead set my sights
on the one that would take me to Peter’s place.
“Did you remember to bring wine?” he asked.
“Peter, until a minute ago, I didn’t even
remember I was supposed to be at your place.
Do you really need wine?”
I’d seen Peter’s wine cabinet.
On any given day, he had a dozen each of reds and whites,
both domestic and international.
“I don’t want to run out of the good stuff,” he
said.
“I seriously doubt you’re going to—wait.
Is Carter there?”
“Yes.”
“Okay.
I’ll pick up some wine.”
I showed up at his apartment ten minutes later.
His roommate and apprentice, Cody, opened the door and gave
me a broad, fang-filled smile.
Light, music, and the scent of fondue and potpourri washed
over me. Their home put
Santa’s gazebo to shame and had Christmas decorations filling every
square inch. And not
just Christmas ones.
“Since when do you guys have a menorah?” I
asked Cody. “Neither of
you are Jewish.”
“Well, we’re not Christian either,” he pointed
out, leading me toward the dining room.
“Peter wanted to take a multicultural slant this year.
The guestroom is all done in Kwanza decorations, if you know
someone looking for a truly tacky overnight experience.”
“It is not tacky!”
Peter stood up from a table where our other immortal friends
sat around two tubs of melted cheese.
“I can’t believe you’re so insensitive to other people’s
religious views. Jesus
Christ! Is that boxed
wine?”
“You said you wanted wine,” I reminded him.
“I wanted good wine.
Please tell me it’s not blush.”
“Of course it’s blush.
And you didn’t tell me to bring good wine.
You said you were worried Carter would drink all your good
wine. So I brought this
for him instead. Your
wine is safe.”
At the mention of his name, the only heavenly
creature in the room looked up.
“Sweet,” he said, accepting the box from me.
“Santa’s little helper delivers.”
He opened up the box’s dispenser and looked at Peter
expectantly. “Do you
have a straw?”
I sat in an empty seat beside my boss, Jerome,
who was contentedly dipping a piece of bread in molten cheddar.
He was the archdemon of all of Seattle and chose to walk the
earth looking like a circa 1990 John Cusack, which made it easy to
forget his true nature sometimes.
Fortunately, his brimstone personality always came out the
instant he opened his mouth.
“You’re here less than a minute, Georgie, and already you’ve
made this get-together 50% less classy.”
“You guys are eating fondue on a Tuesday
night,” I retorted. “You were
well on your way without me.”
Peter had settled himself back down and was
trying to appear calm.
“Fondue is very classy.
It’s all in the presentation.
Hey! Where’d you
get that?”
Carter had set the wine box on his lap,
dispenser on top, and was now drinking from it with an enormous
straw that I suspected had been literally conjured from thin air.
“At least he’s not doing that with a bottle of
Pinot Noir,” I told Peter good-naturedly.
I helped myself to a fondue fork and speared a piece of
apple. On the other side
of Jerome, Hugh busily typed away on his phone’s keyboard, reminding
me of the family at the mall.
“Telling the world about this low-brow party?” I teased.
Hugh was an imp, a type of hellish administrative assistant,
so he could have actually been buying or selling souls via his phone
for all I knew.
“Of course,” said Hugh, not looking up.
“I’m updating Facebook.
Do you know why Roman won’t answer my friend request?”
“No clue,” I said.
“I’ve barely spoken to him in days.”
“When I talked to him earlier, he said he had
to work tonight,” Peter explained.
“But that we should go ahead and draw for him.”
“Draw?” I asked uneasily.
“Oh lord. Tell me
it’s not Pictionary night too.”
Peter sighed wearily.
“Draw for Secret Santas.
Do you even read the emails I send?”
“Secret Santas?
Seems like we just did that,” I said.
“Yeah, a year ago,” said Peter.
“Just like we do every Christmas.”
I glanced over at Carter who was quietly
drinking his wine. “Did
you lose my hat? You
look like you could use one.”
The angel’s chin-length blond hair was even more unkempt than
usual.
“Tell us what you really think,
“If I get your name again, I’ll buy you two
hats so you don’t have to ration yourself.”
“I wouldn’t want you to go to the trouble.”
“No trouble at all.
I get a discount at the mall.”
Jerome sighed and set down his fork.
“Are you still doing that, Georgie?
Don’t I suffer enough without having to endure the
humiliation of a succubus who moonlights as a Christmas elf?”
“You always said I should quit the bookstore
and find something else to do,” I reminded him.
“Yes, but that was because I thought you’d go
on to do something respectable.
Like become a stripper or the mayor’s mistress.”
“This is just temporary.”
I handed Carter the elegant crystal wineglass that had been
sitting by my plate. He
filled it with wine from the box and gave it back.
Peter groaned and muttered something about despoiling
Tiffany’s.
“
Jerome fixed the young vampire with a cold
stare. “Do
not ever say anything that
saccharine again.”
“You’re one to talk,” I said to Cody, unable to
hide my smile. “I’m
surprised you could drag yourself away from Gabrielle tonight.”
His face immediately grew dreamy at the mention of his
ladylove.
“That makes two of us,” observed Peter.
He shook his head bitterly.
“You guys and your perfect love lives.”
“Hardly perfect,” I said, at the same time Cody
said, “It is perfect.”
All eyes fell on me.
Hugh even looked up from his phone.
“Trouble in paradise?”
“Why do you always assume that?
And no, of course not,” I scoffed, hating myself for the
slip. “Things are
fantastic with Seth.”
And they were.
Just speaking his name sent a flood of joy through me.
Seth. Seth was
what made everything worthwhile.
My relationship with him was what had caused the rift between
me and my former co-workers at the bookstore.
They saw me as the reason for his breakup with Doug’s sister.
Which, I suppose, I was.
But no matter how much I’d loved that job, giving it up was a
small price to pay to be with Seth.
I could endure being an elf.
I could endure the quotas he and I put on our sex life, to
ensure my succubus powers didn’t suck him dry.
With him, I could handle anything.
Even a future of damnation.
There were just a couple of teeny-tiny things
about my relationship with Seth that gave me pause.
One had been eating at me for a while, one I kept trying to
ignore. But now,
suddenly, with my immortal friends watching me, I finally drummed up
the courage to address it.
“It’s just…I don’t suppose any of you told Seth
my name, did you?”
Seeing Peter open his mouth in confusion, I immediately amended, “My
real name.”
“Why would that ever come up?” asked Hugh
dismissively, returning to his texting.
“I don’t know even know your real name,” said
Cody. “Are you saying
it’s not
I regretted the words already.
It was a stupid thing for me to worry about, and their
reactions were just proving that point.
“Do you
not want him to know your name?” asked Hugh.
“No…it’s fine.
I just, well.
It’s just weird. A month
or so ago, when he was half-asleep, he called me by it.
Letha,” I added, for Cody’s benefit.
I managed to say the name without tripping over it.
It wasn’t a name I welcomed.
I’d shed it centuries ago, when I became a succubus, and had
been taking assumed names ever since.
In banishing that name, I’d banished that former life.
I’d wanted to erase it so badly that I’d sold my soul in
exchange for everyone I’d known forgetting I existed.
That was why the conversation with Seth had totally
blindsided me a month ago.
There was no way he could’ve known that name.
“You are
the world, Letha…” he had told me drowsily.
He hadn’t even remembered saying it, let alone
where he’d heard it. “Don’t
know,” he’d told me, when I questioned him about it later.
“Greek myths, I guess.
The River Lethe, where the dead go to wash away the memories
from their souls…to forget the past…”
“That’s a pretty name,” said Cody.
I shrugged noncommittally.
“The point is, I never told it to Seth.
But somehow, he knew it.
He couldn’t remember anything about it, though.
Where he heard it.”
“He must have heard it from you,” said Hugh,
ever-practical.
“I never told him.
I’d remember if I had.”
“Well, with all the other immortals traipsing
through here, I’m sure it came up from one of them.
He probably overheard it.”
Peter frowned.
“Don’t you have an award with your name on it?
Maybe he saw that.”
“I don’t really leave my ‘Best Succubus’ award
lying around,” I pointed out.
“Well, you should,” said Hugh.
I eyed Carter carefully.
“You’re being awfully quiet.”
He paused in drinking from the wine box.
“I’m busy.”
“Did you
tell Seth my name?
You’ve called me it before.”
Carter, despite being an angel, seemed to have a genuine
affection for us damned souls.
And like an elementary school boy, he often thought the best
way of showing that affection was by picking on us.
Calling me Letha—when he knew I hated it—and other pet names
was one such tactic he used.
Carter shook his head.
“Sorry to disappoint you, Daughter of Lilith, but I never
told him. You know me:
model of discretion.”
There was a slurping sound as he neared the wine’s end.
“Then how did Seth find out?” I demanded.
“How’d he know the name?
Someone must have told him.”
Jerome sighed loudly.
“Georgie, this conversation is even more ridiculous than the
one about your job. You
already got your answer: either you or someone else slipped up and
doesn’t remember. Why does everything have to be so dramatic for
you? Are you just
looking for something to be unhappy about?”
He had a point.
And honestly, I didn’t know why this had bugged me so much
for so long. Everyone
was right. There was no
mystery here, nothing earth-shattering.
Seth had overheard my name somewhere, end of story.
There was no reason for me to overreact or assume the
worst—only a tiny, nagging voice in my head that refused to forget
about that night.
“It’s just weird,” I said lamely.
Jerome rolled his eyes.
“If you want something to worry about, then I’ll give you
something.”
All thoughts of Seth and names flew out of my
head. Everyone at the
table (except Carter, who was still slurping) froze and stared at
Jerome. When my boss
said he had something for you to worry about, there was a strong
possibility it meant something fiery and terrifying.
Hugh looked startled by this proclamation too, which was a
bad sign. He usually
knew about hellish mandates before Jerome did.
“What’s going on?” I asked.
“I had a drink with Nanette the other night,”
he growled. Nanette was
I glanced briefly at my friends.
We weren’t exactly model employees of Hell, so there was a
very good chance that Nanette was right.
Not that any of us would tell Jerome that.
“So,” he continued, “when I denied it, she
demanded we step up and prove what superior Hellish minions we are.”
“How?” asked Hugh, looking mildly interested.
“With a soul pledge drive?”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” said Jerome.
“Then with what?” I asked.
Jerome gave us a tight-lipped smile.
“With bowling.”